Happy Thanksgiving! Here are some links to help you celebrate!
And scroll down the page to find jokes and riddles, marked like this !
Click here for some Thanksgiving pictures you can print and color.
**If April showers bring May flowers, what do May
flowers bring?
Pilgrims!**
**Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
Because they never learned good table manners!**
Pin the Nose on the Turkey Game
**What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!**
MORE THANKSGIVING JOKES:
What did the Turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy, I'm stuffed!
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play!
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside!
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes. A building can't jump at all!
Why can’t you take a turkey to Church?
Because they use such fowl language!
Why did the turkey play drums in his band?
Because he already had drumsticks!What did the turkey say to the turkey
hunter?
“Quack, quack, quack!”
What’s blue and covered with feathers?
A turkey holding its breath!
What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!How did the Mayflower show that it
liked America?
It hugged the shore!
When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?
On their feet!
When did the Pilgrims first say “God bless America”?
When they first heard America sneeze!