From Fabulous Freebies and Fun Links for Kids
Q: What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a
poodle and a rooster?
A: A cocker poodle doo
Q: Where do bees go on holiday?
A: Stingapore
Q: What happens when you cross a newborn snake and a basket ball?
A: You get a bouncing baby boa.
Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit bill and an angry rabbit?
A: One is bad money, and the other is a mad bunny!
Q: What did the baby porcupine say to the cactus?
A: Is that you, Mama?
Q: What's stranger than seeing a catfish?
A: Seeing a goldfish bowl.
Q: Who was Tonto looking for in the bank?
A: The Loan Arranger
Q:What happens when frogs park illegally?
A: They get toad!
Q:What lies on the ocean floor and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck
Q: How do you groom a rabbit?
A: You use a harebrush
Q: What can you put in a wood box that will make it lighter?
A: Holes
Q: What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly?
A: Incorrectly
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: He was feeling crummy
Q. Why did the turtle cross the road?
A. To get to the Shell station!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide!
Q. Where should a monkey go when he loses his tail?
A. To a retailer!
Q: If a child playing on the beach had 6 and 1/6 sand piles in one place
and 3 and 2/3 in another place - how many would he have if you put them
all together?
A: One
Q: How much dirt is there in a hole that's three feet wide, three feet
long and three feet deep?
A: None
Q: What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed?
A: A knight-gown
Q: What happens when you put a light bulb in a suit of armor?
A: You have a knight light!
Q: Why has no one ever spotted a leopard in Africa?
A: Because leopards are already born with spots
Q: What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
A: It split
Q: Why did the cake like to play baseball?
A: Because it was a good batter
Q: Why did the fig go out with the prune?
A: It couldn't find another date.
Q: Where did Noah keeps the bees?
A: In the arkives
Q: Why couldn't the butchers reach the meat on the top shelf?
A: The steaks were too high
Q: What did the rope say after it got tangled?
A: Oh, no, knot again
Q: Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A: To get his quarter-back.
Q: What do clouds wear under their clothes?
A: Thunderwear
Q: Why couldn't the daisy ride its bike?
A: Its petals fell off.
Q: What did the shark put in his peanut butter sandwich?
A: Jellyfish
Q: What did one light bulb say to the other?
A: "I love you a whole watt!"
Q: What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
A: "I love you with all my art!"
Q: How do you catch a Unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it.
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: Tame way, unique up on it.
Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho cheese
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Q:What did one ear say to the other ear?
A:Between us we have brains!
Q:Why was the broom late?
A:It over-swept!
Q:What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
A:Go to sweep, dear.
Q:What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
A:I find you very attractive!
Q:What did the policeman say to his stomach?
A: You're under a vest!
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