What’s impossible to overtake at Christmas?
The three wide men!
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitus!
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
Deep and crisp and even!
What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar at Christmas?
He got 12 months!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic!
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate Claus.
Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him.
What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
What goes oh, oh, oh?
Santa Claus walking backward.